CNY funny post

My brother's friend wrote this this pre Chinese New Year 2014 post:

Just few more HOURS...
And we are going to PARTICIPATE in....
ANNUAL QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FINAL EXAMS !!!!!
Questions in the Exams are as follows:

1) When are you going to have boyfriend / girlfriend ?? [10 marks]
2) When are you going to get married ?? [10 marks]
3) When are you going to plan to have children ?? [10 marks]
4) What are you doing now ?? [10 marks]
5) What is your salary of your job now ?? [10 marks]
6) When is your turn to give my children ang paw ?? [10 marks]
7) When do you want bring your girlfriend / boyfriend home ?? [10 marks]
8) How is your study ?? When do you want to graduate ?? [10 marks]
9) Why are you still single ?? Explain. [20 marks]

Bonus: [20 marks]
1) got bonus or not ?? How many months ?? - 

P/S: Please be informed that this Final Exam has no SUPP paper session. Once you failed, please repeat the course after A YEAR... lolz~~~ wakakakakakakakakakakaka ~~~~      ~~~~

Question No.9 of Final Exam...
9) Why are you still single ?? Explain. [20 marks]

Answer Scheme:
By being single, one can grab more angpao. The earlier you exit the single status, the lower the chance of one grabbing the angpao from elders successfully. No angpao no money.... YOU GIVE ME AH ???? lolz~~~

P/S: So time to go somewhere to grab angpao la...    hekhekhekhekhek~~~   ~~~~ — feeling excited.