Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Forget the fact that you Know Famous Hilda Hew Mun Foong,
Forget the fact that you Know that I am in the Kitchen,
Just pretend you are listening to a story...like a camp fire story :)
I took the dead animals from the freezer and splashed water on them. Drown them in water and bang them till they no longer stuck to each other(was Frozen ma). Then I executed the already dead defrosted animals by pulling, twisting and plucking out their heads from their bodies! Oh, the cruelty of beheading them with my bare hands. It wasn't bloody but I think their brains ooze out. Yuck!
I hold part of their legs and twisted it away and in the process of plucking out the leg, I took off its skin aka the shell. The skin did not come out easily and usually came off in fragments and parts. When I reach the last few sections of the shell to pull out, I would take hold of the tail and pull out the whole thing! The skin/shell would follow the tail.
Wash them, pour salt and pepper and then molest(mix) the animals, salt and pepper together. Poor Prawns.
The Next story!
Out of the freezer. Ran water on it and hit it to break it up. These creatures were bigger. After separating them, I flushed water into its body and then rinsed it. Down onto the torture board it was placed. A large butcher knife punctured the skin.The body aka flesh was slashed 3 to 4 times all the way to the bone and then turned onto the other side and Deja Vu. Scars on the animal's body...Fishy Fish Fish with deep scars!
The Following Story...
The 3rd creature also suffered the same fate. Out of the freezer and under the waterfall. Bang until separated and drown in water. Placed on the execution board. This time, the butcher knife didn't just injure it like it injured Mr and Miss Fish but instead it was raised high and thump with such a fast and heavy but accurate swing and the 3rd creature was sliced unmercifully and really barbarically with such skills and within moments the 3rd creature was now in many parts...Poor chicken thighs...
The Final stories.
Mrs Cabbage suffered a similar fate as Mr Chicken Thighs. Mrs Cabbage was taken out of the fridge and under the waterfall. Peeled by her huge petals into a few parts and then cut into smaller sections..
Onion Girl and her best friend Garlic Boy were not excused from the horrible fate too. Torn away from their family, they was rinsed and painfully peeled aka DE-skinned and then chopped unmercifully finely into uncountable pieces.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
So, here's the Rice Rice story which I promised...bear with my lack of story-telling skills. A series of unfortunate events.
Rice and his family lived in a world of total darkness. They felt very safe when it was dark, every time there was a glimpse of light, everyone would run for safety for the scary giant hand would bring in the light and that hand would be holding the temporary prison container which scoops all anyone and everyone who was in its way.
One fine day, Rice was out with his friends and they were having so much fun playing together. Suddenly, a light shone and a great hand holding the temporary prison container...This time, Rice was unlucky for he realised it too late and was scooped up. Rice didn't even stand a chance. Rice tried to bribe but it was in vain. The Container was just doing it's job. Rice was with his friends and he told them that it was an honor to die in their company.
All of them were thrown into the Big Pot and it started raining. The rain was so heavy that it turned into flood and didn't stop till everyone was under the water. Then a whirlwind came and they were pushed around violently. The big dreadful hand sometimes caused a hurricane and Rice looked helplessly as some of his friends were thrown upwards and then they fall back hard onto the pot.
Then the flood stopped very quick and the Big Pot was tilted to one side and this caused the water to flow outside the pot thus lessening the water. Just as they began to give a sigh of relief, the whole disaster happened once more! Tsunami, whirlwind, and water disasters. Then the water suddenly stopped and the water was flowing out of the Big Pot until it was almost no more. Later, it started to drizzle and then rain and the water rise 2 meters above Rice and his friends and the rain stopped. They were buried under the water.
Then the ground of Big Pot shook as if there was an earthquake but without the ground splitting. Then Rice heard a loud thunder clap. Next, the ground started to get hot...the heat was rising and not stopping. Rice and his friends drank water(the process of drowning mah) and were soon bloated. The heat made Rice and his friends sticky...
Tadaa...Rice! Nasi! Beras!
Background: My Mom said I must learn how to boil rice ma...so, after the process of actually learning how to menanak nasi, I told my mother the Rice Rice story!
My Mom got annoyed after I told her this story. She said "Rice don't have feelings ok?"
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Squash; the Healthiest Sport
By Ali Auta
Squash is an indoor racquet sport that is played by two or four players in a four-walled court with a small, hollow rubber ball. Squash is a fast-moving and high-impact sport that provides an excellent cardiovascular workout but can place strain on the joints, especially the knees.
Squash may not have the sophisticated ring to it as its counterparts like tennis or racquetball, squash sounds well- to me it sounds more edible than playable. But according to Forbes magazine, squash — the game — is the healthiest sport an individual can undertake — better than rowing, rock climbing, swimming, cross country skiing or basketball, all runners-up in the scheme of fitness.
Note taking into cognizance is the sheer fun of standing inside a room almost the size of a large bedroom and hitting a little ball as hard as is physically possible.
Squash is a game that can be played at any age. It is easy to learn and there are modified games and equipments to suite every size and skill level. It is a game that can be played for leisure or for competitive purposes.
Squash is a strenuous sport in which a player can use a lot more energy than most other sports. Squash helps to:
- Improve cardiovascular health; a game of squash will see you running, leaping and diving for the ball.
- Increase strength and fitness
- Maintain a healthy weight
- Increase flexibility and strength in the back
- Increase coordination, agility and flexibility
- Build hand-eye coordination
Other benefits of squash include:
- Improves general and psychological wellbeing
- Greater self confidence and self esteem
- Better social skills and opportunity to make new friends
- Improves concentration
- Stress release
- All weather activity- as it is an indoor sport; weather condition does not stop you from playing it.
Squash is a high-impact and very strenuous sport. As it also involves a lot of energy, with frequent stopping and starting, it is important to follow these safety tips:
- See your doctor for a check-up if you have a medical condition, are overweight, are over 40 years of age or haven’t exercised for a long time.
- Don’t play if you have a heart condition.
- Always wear protective eyewear.
- Wear purpose-designed squash shoes or indoor court shoes to ensure appropriate grip on the floor and stability to protect your ankles.
- Do warm-ups before you begin to play.
- Ensure you have shoes with good ankle support.
- Drink plenty of water before, during and after playing.
- Do cool-down exercises after you finish your game.
- Don’t push yourself too far or too fast, especially if you are a beginner.
Playing squash is as simple and short as this write so what are you waiting for? If I were you I will go out there and SQUASH THE SQAUSH. Remember you are a CHAMPION!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
I took a color quiz just for fun.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
The question is: Why do I do it?
Answer: Gratitude for the way He transformed me.
You see, before I was a Christian, I was a really naughty person la. When I was in primary school at Standard 4 I used to bully standard 5 and 6 students...I was like one of the discipline problem kid.
When I entered Secondary school I grew much worse la. I spat on the face of people I don't like, besides that, I would simply hit people and purposely look for trouble.
Now I am changed la..Not dramatically changed but less aggressive than before la. Much different from who I was before la.
I was born in a Buddhist family, later on ceased to believe in God's existence therefore becoming an Atheist. “There is no such thing as god!” I told myself. As days passed by, I felt lonely and life lost its meaning. Soon this loneliness evolved into depression. Then I tried suicide, But I didn’t die… I was quite disappointed when I found myself alive the next day. This period of atheists was/is the darkest period of my life. Worst experience, painful emotionally and mentally.
I thought by bullying and making other people's life miserable, it would make me feel better but I was wrong...
I went to Bangsar gospel Centre's YF camp in DEC 2004 and it was there where I found my God. The teacher/speaker…Roshan…shared on how God has been working/providing in his life… he shared how faithful God was. Then it hit me, “Hey,There cannot be so many coincidences in his life! There’s such thing as God lah! This is the proof (Roshan’s sharing) this is ‘the GOD’” I invited Jesus/God into my life. After that, I felt there were no more emptiness/ loneliness in me. I felt life has found its meaning again. I felt something was different. No more dark stormy cloud in me but a completely new feeling in me. Ever since that day, I never felt lonely ever again.
I didn't become a Christian because of the gospel but I came a Christian because I heard that this God is not a god who is so far away and that this God is real and evidently working in people's life.
"Till by faith I met HIM face to face And I felt the wonder of HIS grace Then I knew that HE was more Than just a GOD who didn't care, Who lived away out there, and Now He walks beside me day by day Ever watching over me lest I stray Helping me to find that narrow way HE's everything to me." RALPH CARMICHAEL
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Tiara asked me "Do u listen to radio"
I said, "Yea"
Tiara: What station?
Me: Bernama, I listen to news la..
Tiara: People listen to radio to listen to songs/music...You listen to radio for news!
Uncle Rugby...we call him "Uncle" la...Uncle has a daughter about Tiara's age la...older than me.
Uncle's daughter ask me: What do u do online then besides FB?
I said: I read Google news and read blog
Uncle's daughter: Friday to Sunday what do u do?
UNcle's daughter: U are a new species la..
Ok la...not so funny...just a bit weird. Maybe a bit pathetic.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Chat with my close friend on msn Msgr till about 4am then went to sleep.
Lunched with Rayna, Pooja, Brian Chin and Ravi. The pressure of making decisions...Giler la! This is my first time celebrating my birthday with friends...Thank you very much people, Appreciate it loads.
Spoke for my first time at Smk Bukit Bandaraya Christian Fellowship(CF)...The title was "Gospel" and I think I was too long winded...
Thank you to everyone in SMkBB CF for the lovely Oreo Cheesecake :P
Joanne Law and Jessica Lim bought me a hard cover book and a nice pen. Thank you girls! I really Appreciate it a lot! Joanne Law told me it was for me to write to God(Journaling)...LoL, she actually kept her promise--> During BGC YF's GROW camp-Rebecca Victoria, Sharmyn Lee, Jasmyn Chee, and Azlin Darmira said wanna give me a pen or a book for my birthday :)
Thank you Timothy Law for the HUGE Toblerone!
Thank you Jessica Lim for helping me fulfil one of my dream(impian)...You see, when I was a small girl, I always saw my elder bro Tommy's friend walking Tommy to our house and then walking to his home...And then I told myself, "When I grow up, I want to be like that guy! Walk people to their house and then go back home". I dono why I enjoy accompanying people to their home and then going back to my own home. Chaperon...
This is also my first time not going dinner with my family cause got YF pastoral meeting...My family, we don't really celebrate things wan la, but we go out for dinner together on special occasions...
Thank you YF pastoral leaders for the blueberry cheesecake :)
Thank you Eli for the cool birthday posts on your blog :>
for 2010 at http://thereflectionsandthoughtsofelizabeth.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/blessed-birthday/
for 2009 at http://thereflectionsandthoughtsofelizabeth.wordpress.com/2009/02/05/happy-19th/
THank you Ginee for this cool post! *start of Ginee's post*
The PARTNERS IN CRIME that did all the mess and would give you this same face when caught in action :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Che Che!!!!*Ginee's post end*
Have a beautiful, beautiful and extra special and super duper and totally awesome and wild and fliterrific and funny and amazing and great and memorable and cun BIRTHDAY.
Love you always Che Che!!!
From: Tinkerbell, Lil John, Tom Thumb, Robin Hood, Snow White, Thirakyut, Sanjeev, ...Kumaran, Prince, Wira, Carakporn (your baby-hood buddy Carakpon, which no girl should question your closeness coz two of you are inseparable, even when emptying my shampoo bottle or lotion bottle when you two were like 1yr old-PARTNERS IN CRIME ), Kishore,Sharon, Melissa, Tirath, Shaun Vergis, Vidya & Ching-Li and YOUR AMMA.
Oye..forgot my name la..GINEE too :P
Love you totally much much. Ei..really a..you're 20?? (Remember you asked AMMA the same question, but different age la :) ) Big hugzzz from the gang and tonnes and tonnes of KISSES too.
Woah, birthday wish from 4 different badges/batch aka generation who lived in Amma's house.
Ginee's batch..Tirath, Shaun, Melissa, Vidya, Ching Li
My batch...Carakporn, Wira, Kumaran, Prince, Sanjeev, Thira
(Snow White)Uji's Batch...Tinkerbell, little John, Tom Thumb, Robin Hood.
Ms Famous wants to express her appreciation to all her fans, stalkers, paparazzi and all the people in her life who made Her Much Famous(<--HMF) today. Thank you all! Love you all so much! God bless, take care.
Love U people so much,
-Famous Hilda Hew Mun Foong-
Thursday, February 4, 2010
ok la... I blog about the Singapore 7s first k :P
RSC Dingoes played in the Guinness National Singapore (Ladies) Sevens on the 30th January 2010 with 6 other teams competing.
Drew with Singapore Recreation Club 12-12
Beat National University Singapore 5-0
Lost to Blacks B 00-12
Beat Bucks B 21-10
Beat National University Singapore 10-7 (Bowl Final)
Overall, we won 3 games, lost 1 and drew 1
Cup winners: BLACKS A
Plate winners: SRC
Bowl winners: RSC Dingoes
Cup means 1st n 2nd, Plate is 3rd n 4th, bowl is 5th and 6th position la..Yeah meaning we got 5th place la out of 7 teams.
Aiyoh, once again the same question was directed to me but by another coach..Coach Jef asked me, "Hilda, you like boys or you like girls?"
Haiz...I just said, "Both also don't want can ar? Girl also don't want, boy also don't want!"
For full report of the Guinness 7's Rugby visit http://sruwomens.blogspot.com/2010/02/blacks-and-bucks-start-season-on-bright.html
I wanted to blog so badly...I promise I'm not lying. There was quite a few things I wanted to blog on, Like the Singapore rugby tournament last Saturday! :) and My Rice Rice story and yesterday's makan out with the Dingoes...haha.
Computer was err in the restart, restart, restart mode...so I couldn't even go online la.
The Computer just arrived back today night in good health! ^^ Thanks Soon Seng!
Hmm, tomorrow morning I'll be going to SMK SP to meet the counselor la...wanna ask what's my options and stuff like that. It was Zuraini's(my form 6 classmate) idea...she ajak me to follow her.
well, I got to wake up early tomorrow so erm, I guess I'll blog about the Singapore 7s Rugby tournament and Rice Rice story and the makan out with Dingoes when I have time. Don't worry I will definately blog about it ^^ just not sure When la...hehe.