On the same day where the Rice Rice story took place, a few other stories also existed. All because My Mom called me into the kitchen. This just goes to proof how much I dislike kitchen work. Can you see the anti-ness of cooking though the stories?
Forget the fact that you Know Famous Hilda Hew Mun Foong,
Forget the fact that you Know that I am in the Kitchen,
Just pretend you are listening to a story...like a camp fire story :)
Another Story...
I took the dead animals from the freezer and splashed water on them. Drown them in water and bang them till they no longer stuck to each other(was Frozen ma). Then I executed the already dead defrosted animals by pulling, twisting and plucking out their heads from their bodies! Oh, the cruelty of beheading them with my bare hands. It wasn't bloody but I think their brains ooze out. Yuck!
I hold part of their legs and twisted it away and in the process of plucking out the leg, I took off its skin aka the shell. The skin did not come out easily and usually came off in fragments and parts. When I reach the last few sections of the shell to pull out, I would take hold of the tail and pull out the whole thing! The skin/shell would follow the tail.
Wash them, pour salt and pepper and then molest(mix) the animals, salt and pepper together. Poor Prawns.
The Next story!
Out of the freezer. Ran water on it and hit it to break it up. These creatures were bigger. After separating them, I flushed water into its body and then rinsed it. Down onto the torture board it was placed. A large butcher knife punctured the skin.The body aka flesh was slashed 3 to 4 times all the way to the bone and then turned onto the other side and Deja Vu. Scars on the animal's body...Fishy Fish Fish with deep scars!
The Following Story...
The 3rd creature also suffered the same fate. Out of the freezer and under the waterfall. Bang until separated and drown in water. Placed on the execution board. This time, the butcher knife didn't just injure it like it injured Mr and Miss Fish but instead it was raised high and thump with such a fast and heavy but accurate swing and the 3rd creature was sliced unmercifully and really barbarically with such skills and within moments the 3rd creature was now in many parts...Poor chicken thighs...
The Final stories.
Mrs Cabbage suffered a similar fate as Mr Chicken Thighs. Mrs Cabbage was taken out of the fridge and under the waterfall. Peeled by her huge petals into a few parts and then cut into smaller sections..
Onion Girl and her best friend Garlic Boy were not excused from the horrible fate too. Torn away from their family, they was rinsed and painfully peeled aka DE-skinned and then chopped unmercifully finely into uncountable pieces.
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