ok, so here's the rice rice story la

SOrry for the long drought ya...was growing lazy.
So, here's the Rice Rice story which I promised...bear with my lack of story-telling skills. A series of unfortunate events.

Rice and his family lived in a world of total darkness. They felt very safe when it was dark, every time there was a glimpse of light, everyone would run for safety for the scary giant hand would bring in the light and that hand would be holding the temporary prison container which scoops all anyone and everyone who was in its way.

One fine day, Rice was out with his friends and they were having so much fun playing together. Suddenly, a light shone and a great hand holding the temporary prison container...This time, Rice was unlucky for he realised it too late and was scooped up. Rice didn't even stand a chance. Rice tried to bribe but it was in vain. The Container was just doing it's job. Rice was with his friends and he told them that it was an honor to die in their company.

All of them were thrown into the Big Pot and it started raining. The rain was so heavy that it turned into flood and didn't stop till everyone was under the water. Then a whirlwind came and they were pushed around violently. The big dreadful hand sometimes caused a hurricane and Rice looked helplessly as some of his friends were thrown upwards and then they fall back hard onto the pot.

Then the flood stopped very quick and the Big Pot was tilted to one side and this caused the water to flow outside the pot thus lessening the water. Just as they began to give a sigh of relief, the whole disaster happened once more! Tsunami, whirlwind, and water disasters. Then the water suddenly stopped and the water was flowing out of the Big Pot until it was almost no more. Later, it started to drizzle and then rain and the water rise 2 meters above Rice and his friends and the rain stopped. They were buried under the water.

Then the ground of Big Pot shook as if there was an earthquake but without the ground splitting. Then Rice heard a loud thunder clap. Next, the ground started to get hot...the heat was rising and not stopping. Rice and his friends drank water(the process of drowning mah) and were soon bloated. The heat made Rice and his friends sticky...


Tadaa...Rice! Nasi! Beras!

Background: My Mom said I must learn how to boil rice ma...so, after the process of actually learning how to menanak nasi, I told my mother the Rice Rice story!

My Mom got annoyed after I told her this story. She said "Rice don't have feelings ok?"